Tv Trivia Fanatic Pillows

Trivia Pursuit

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'It's engaged.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Music Quiz

It's academic

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Deep End...Shallow End

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

Cue-card holder auditions.

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

'TV: What not to watch.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"