Tv Trivia Lover Pillows

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Month of July

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Baldness Facts

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Funky Facts:Schools.

Useless-memory lane

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'