Tv Quiz Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Senior Jeopardy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

The Mom quiz show

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

Universe Challenge

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"No conifering, please."