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"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Senior Jeopardy!

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Spot the fur ball.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Bob Monkhouse

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

The Mom quiz show

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Universe Challenge

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."