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"Whitewater for two hundred, Alex."

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"You are the weakest link - go and make a cup of tea - goodbye!"

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'It was a JEOPARDY style test - you write your answers in the form of a question.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

The Mom quiz show

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."