Quiz Show Fan Pillows

"Whitewater for two hundred, Alex."

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Doctor Ernie Answers Your Questions. Dear Doctor Ernie, What is "altruism"? A terrible strategy for true-false tests.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"You are the weakest link - go and make a cup of tea - goodbye!"

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'It was a JEOPARDY style test - you write your answers in the form of a question.'

No Hesitation, Repetition or Deviation

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Spot the fur ball.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"