Quiz Show Fanatic Pillows

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

'Exams are not like they were in my day.'

This is your soul we're talking about, Mr Bagley! Please stop shouting 'DEAL OR NO DEAL' all the time!

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Punctuation Weather

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Universe Challenge

"No conifering, please."

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Studio 51

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"

"I'm sorry, 'Because I said so' is not an acceptable answer."

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

"Angry or Hangry?