Quiz Show Lover Pillows

'I'd go with C.'

"Whatever happens next, you'll definitely be going homeless with at least 50p."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Spot the fur ball.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

City centre pub.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."