Quiz Show Devotee Pillows

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Theatre Crowd

Senior Jeopardy!

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

2016 election squabbles!

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Bob Monkhouse

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Brexit

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"