Quiz Show Devotee Prints

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Theatre Crowd

Senior Jeopardy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

2016 election squabbles!

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Brexit

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

Universe Challenge