Quiz Show Enthusiasts Pillows

'Criminal mastermind.'

Who Wants to Be A Millipede?

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Spot the fur ball.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

The Mom quiz show

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

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