Tv Quiz Lover Pillows

"Your dad can't phone a friend - he hasn't got one!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'Please join us.'

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Universe Challenge

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"