Quiz Gifts

University Challenge.

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Who knocked down the Walls of Jericho? Why do I always get the blame?

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

A cat will toy with a mouse before the kill. "What's the capital of mali?"

'Well here's your final pub quiz question: Whose is the blonde hair on your jacket?' (wife to husband).

Realistic pub quiz.

Pub Quiz - 'Question 5: Where are all the contestants?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"So when do we visit the Kent coast for our next convention? Please vote Deal, or no Deal."

Pub Quiz.

Funky Facts: Football.

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

"Of course, He buzzes in first every turn. We have to follow Him!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Spot Quiz....

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

Quiz Night...