Quiz Games Gifts

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'My mind's gone blank.'

The Mom quiz show

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

'He's finally been picked for the pub quiz team and I told him not to go on an empty head.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Before the Internet

Evolution Exam Results.

Funky Facts: Football.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

Quiz Night...

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin