Quiz Wizard Gifts

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Before the Internet

Evolution Exam Results.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Funky Facts: Football.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Spot Quiz....

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Quiz for dogs.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Quiz Night...

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.