Quiz Wizard Mugs

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Evolution Exam Results.

Before the Internet

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Funky Facts: Football.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

Senior Jeopardy!

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Spot Quiz....

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

Quiz Night...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.