Quiz Master Mugs

Quiz for dogs.

"'Jeopardy!' is on."

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

'Is it too late to get the flu?'

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

Good Luck!

Game shows for I.R.S. agents.

'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Student has chemical symbols on shirt during quiz.

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Pub quiz night.

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Well here's your final pub quiz question: Whose is the blonde hair on your jacket?' (wife to husband).

'Name the writer from Bohemia who wrote 'The Trial' in 1925.' 'Ka!Ka!Ka!Kaf!Kaf! Kafka!'

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

History and Trivia.

"Are you too influenced by T.V.?"

"Sits there watching quiz shows all day long and still he knows nothing."

Robot Billionaire

Bob was shocked to discover that his company routinely conducted animal testing while developing new products.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

Evolution Exam Results.

Kid standing on one leg hands test on water birds to teacher.

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

'Captain Cook made six voyages and was killed in one of them. Which one was it?'

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

"Once again the correct answer is ' I don't know.'"

Funk Facts: New Year.