Quiz Masters Mugs

Mensa Travel: 'To qualify, you must answer me these questions three...'

School. I hope there's a lot of job openings that involve filling-in bubbles with number 2 pencils.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Senior Jeopardy!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Spot Quiz....

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'