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Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Spot the fur ball.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And here are today's categories...."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Investing 101 Acronym Test.