Quiz Master Pillows

Quiz for dogs.

"'Jeopardy!' is on."

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

'Is it too late to get the flu?'

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

Good Luck!

Game shows for I.R.S. agents.

'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question'

Student has chemical symbols on shirt during quiz.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

'Captain Cook made six voyages and was killed in one of them. Which one was it?'

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

Robot Billionaire

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

Bob was shocked to discover that his company routinely conducted animal testing while developing new products.

"Sits there watching quiz shows all day long and still he knows nothing."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Are you too influenced by T.V.?"

History and Trivia.

"Once again the correct answer is ' I don't know.'"

Funk Facts: New Year.

Kid standing on one leg hands test on water birds to teacher.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'Well here's your final pub quiz question: Whose is the blonde hair on your jacket?' (wife to husband).

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Pub quiz night.

'Name the writer from Bohemia who wrote 'The Trial' in 1925.' 'Ka!Ka!Ka!Kaf!Kaf! Kafka!'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.