Quiz Master Fans Pillows

'... Is the wrong answer - sit down and await execution'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Evolution Exam Results.

Before the Internet

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"And here are today's categories...."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."