Phone Quiz Fan Pillows

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Hello, Susie, it's R

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'It's engaged.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

"Angry or Hangry?

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"Oh, it's a letter to Thingy on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' saying it's not back in a few moments. . . it's Minutes!"

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

I'm having trouble with this new phone --- it has more capabilities than I do.

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."