Phone Chat Fan Pillows

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Addiction to mobile.

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"He sent his first text today."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'I'm in the bog!'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'He's very strict about no hanging around the water cooler.'

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!