Phone Chat Fan Gifts

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Addiction to mobile.

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

'I'm in the bog!'

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"He sent his first text today."

YOL9.

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'