Video Chat Fan Gifts

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

Zoom chat

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Working from home to-do list.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

You looked different during our video chat.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."

Instant Message from your wife: Your Dinner's getting cold!

YOL9.

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"There's no need to shout!"

Today on Oprah: Couples who are Not Having Extra-Marital Affairs

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Instead of pretending we're not home, couldn't we just not do video chats?

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?

Cats Zoom

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

'When I said I like face to face meetings, I meant on Skype.'

"Ooh, look, his first text message."

"Charles, we need to talk. Let's chat online."

Zoom Call.