Telephone Communication Fan Gifts

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Vents, real and digital.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

WPC

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

I'm having trouble with this new phone --- it has more capabilities than I do.

Tweeted

"He sent his first text today."