Telecommunications Fan Gifts

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Time Machine Collision

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

Microsoft Merger

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"It's for you."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

Heat Wave Podium

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

Selfie Extension Stik

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'