Telecom Fanatic Gifts

Another Breakthrough from A. T. & T.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man-mobile

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Heel.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

I wonder what kind of welcome

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Cool! My tweets are echoing the canyon!"

'Hi, I'm calling from my eye-phone!'

"Proper I.Q. required"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."