Telecom Aficionado Gifts

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'No, Watson...I did not butt-dial you!'

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

Before the Internet

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Cellphone Islands

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Technology and Love

Keep on Truckin.

"We've been cancelled."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Canine Technology

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'Airbag safety feature.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Mad cleaning robot.

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."