Telecom Aficionado Pillows

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

Before the Internet

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Technology and Love

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Mad cleaning robot.

'Airbag safety feature.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."