Modern Communication Fans Gifts

"Ooh, look, his first text message."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Vents, real and digital.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"It's for you."

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

The Early Internet

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"There's no need to shout!"

Ringing horn

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"