Video Call Fan Pillows

'When I said I like face to face meetings, I meant on Skype.'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Bravo!

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

"There's no need to shout!"

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

I'm having trouble with this new phone --- it has more capabilities than I do.

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"He sent his first text today."

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Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.