Visual Communication Fan Pillows

"There's no need to shout!"

"Staff support"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Extreme miming"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Time Machine Collision

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Destroyers"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Age-salary ratio

"It appears you have a virus."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Parrot annoying dog.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Vents, real and digital.

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'