Visual Deception Fan Pillows

"Extreme miming"

"Staff support"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Shampoo.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Destroyers"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Bubbling

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

Arm Chair

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Camouflage Paint.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Skipping with a beard.

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

Moose-stache