Animal Video Call Fan Pillows

Cats Zoom

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."