Animal Video Call Fan T-Shirts

Cats Zoom

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"