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'Oh great, this book's in cow.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Cat and mouse

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"