Phone Quiz Fan T-Shirts

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'It's engaged.'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"Angry or Hangry?

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'When I said I like face to face meetings, I meant on Skype.'