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"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"The overthinker"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

Punctuation Weather

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

Self-realization.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

Good Carp, Bad Carp

"Can you recite back where I said, ‘He’s such a drama queen’? I just want to hear you say it.”

"You're only trying to migrate from yourself."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.