Interrogation Fan Gifts

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"The overthinker"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Punctuation Weather

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

What came first, the chicken or the egg

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Self-realization.

'First you come down, then we talk.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

Mort dear I've written a living will. I've decided I won't be kept alive. Really. I just realized I can't be lying there vulnerable. I'm impressed. How introspective. Yeah, I'd be totally unable to make fun of Rudy. Pardon? These taunts are to be used after my death. Rudy, the iPads up here are amazing.

You haven't said a word in 30 minutes, Al. What do you expect me to say after a half hour of silence? "Thank you"?

Good Carp, Bad Carp

"You're only trying to migrate from yourself."