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Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

'I've started hearing voices in my head, but, y'know . . . it's a bit of company . . .'

Bloody smack head...what do I sound like? I'm turning into a Nazi...

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Real Life/Surreal Life

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"The overthinker"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

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