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"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

Been there. Done that. But have done things differently.

'I reinvented myself. I'm deeper now, more challenging.'

'Jim's moment finally came...and went.'

'I never knew it could be like this,'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Excess Baggage

"Sweetie, is this the kind of person you always wanted to be?"

Clouds

'I guess I do have low self esteem. When my business partner stole my good name, I took him to small claims court.'

Bill was so careful not to be corrupted by success that he ended up being corrupted by failure.

'You have to learn to accept the things you can't change.' 'Even Geraldo?'

'What if this is as good as it gets?'

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

"Relax. Just be yourselves."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

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"He's his own worst enemy."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That party went well.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.