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"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

Been there. Done that. But have done things differently.

'I reinvented myself. I'm deeper now, more challenging.'

'I never knew it could be like this,'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Excess Baggage

"Sweetie, is this the kind of person you always wanted to be?"

'I guess I do have low self esteem. When my business partner stole my good name, I took him to small claims court.'

Bill was so careful not to be corrupted by success that he ended up being corrupted by failure.

'What if this is as good as it gets?'

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

"Relax. Just be yourselves."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'