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'Shadow boxing.'

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

Things I should be proud of - but am not. Things I shouldn't be proud of - but am.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Banana Split Personality

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Real Life/Surreal Life

That party went well.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

The Mainstream

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"