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The contained anger

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I'm the bad guy..."

Banana Split Personality

Real Life/Surreal Life

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Pastorius wonders why.

That party went well.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Is this who I am?"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Mainstream

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G