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'It's not you, it's me.'

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

River Anxiety

'When did you become so boring?' 'I didn't! Everything around me became interesting.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Is this who I am?"

The Mainstream

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."