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The mind-body problem

"What if I told you that the thing you've been chasing your whole life... has been a part of you all along."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

Cards for Oneself

Psychology.

Know Thyself: 'How boring.'

'I procrastinate, Denise. Therefore, I am.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

Don't look back, you might hurt your neck.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'Today is the first day of everybody's life - it's not all just about you, you know!"

"Not to be impertinent, but have you ever noticed that when we point a finger at someone, there are always three pointing back at US?"

Think and Think Again.

'Can you prescribe something to dull my senses and impair my judgment?'

Solo People Watching

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I never forget a face.'

My consciousness vs my ego

'That's it, I'm going to become a monk.'

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

Egoism

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

Is there more to being undead than chasing women? What am I really trying to hide by wearing a cape? Maybe I should give garlic another chance. For a vampire, Vlad was surprisingly reflective.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

Time for a change!

"I've lost space but now I'm closer to the center."

"Your self-loathing indicates you're very perceptive."

"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"

A Poem about Sand

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."