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"The world would be a better place if everyone just thought the way I do."

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Brain versus Heart in Cuba

"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"

Hen counts her blessings.

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

Analyst and patient

'Your psychiatrist wants to speak to you.'

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

Toxic Masculinity

"Oh, I thought you meant. . . figuratively."

(If the phone rings in my office, and no one is there to hear it, does it really ring? ..... oh, and the answering machine is broken.)

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

That party went well.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Banana Split Personality

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.