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'I've come to the conclusion, Harvey, that you, are your own worst enemy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"What was I thinking?!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Banana Split Personality

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That party went well.

Pastorius wonders why.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Is this who I am?"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Mainstream

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G