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"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Pastorius wonders why.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

The Mainstream

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Et in Arcadia Ego