Introspection Investigator Gifts

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"What was I thinking?!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

The Mainstream

"Is this who I am?"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Et in Arcadia Ego